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01 January 2006

Long Distance Girlfriends!

That's right! This month, it is our pleasure to recommend that everyone pick up a few long distance girlfriends. It's especially handy to queue your girlfriends' visits one after another so that you have a constant flow of sexual activity without the tediousness and commitment of an everyday relationship! For best results, attract girls from interesting countries that you would eventually like to visit - thus acquiring yourself and your travelling party free accommodation! Brilliant!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I might try that. Thanks!

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